Take a Break after A Killing

Had to tell a citizen about the "real" world as he saw it. Poor schmuck.

Merv, heal thyself

Yep. He's down.

DRUGS!!!!

Found a curious setup on an Assassin run.

Lool Martyr and Ammit

Niobe sent us this picture of Ammit with her boyfriend, Kool Martyr. This was just before his taking of the red pill. They had to get him out cause he was there as the final Smith/Neo Battle and his face was burned with a weird mark as a result.

Edgewise is Pissed

During a teleporting mishap, Edgewise was sent to the bottom of the lake. Luckily thanks to Flint, our operator, they were able to pipe a feed of air to him before they could figure how to get him out.

The Great One

Hang in there, Neo. We'll get you out of Machine City yet.

Farmer Ted

Farmer Ted has a very special relationship with his Akido Similacrum.

The Pandora's Box Intruder

A ninja decides to help himself to our Pandora's box. He picks up a rifle and aims at Sulphox, until he realizes . . . . . .

"It's a stupid level five rifle???" he screams

New Recruits in Biker Suits

Two Noobs wait in Kaed Central while Dragon Drummer clears out the Sister of Fate.