The Same Old Thing

Met up with this cat and I took a look at his details. He's just another newbie that saw something he couldn't explain or He felt something was missing from his life or he did the math and things didn't add up or he knew something but didn't know what or there was a splinter in his mind, driving him mad or BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!!

How many other newbies have I seen with this EXACT SAME details listening?

THINK OF SOMETHING ORIGINAL, YOU SHITS!!!